"Providing quality education since Tuesday"

Located in a prestigious commercial complex,
our campus (Room 149) is the state-of-the-art learning environment

Here's what you get when you enroll in the University of Serge:

* T-shirt. Any diploma mill can give you a fancy certificate, but can you wear that to a job interview?

* Baseball cap. Goes with the shirt. Make that bold statement - they'll automatically assume you went to class.

* Air-tight referral. If prospective employers are still suspicious, they can call our special number
and we'll vouch for you. The password is "Matriculate."

To get started with your new life, click the beer mug!

Coming Soon! "Catering by Serge & Coleman"!
Full-service food, event-planning and male revue

Let us put our years of experience to work for you!

* Bachelor/Bachelorette parties
* Class reunions
* Weddings
* Wakes (laser show)
* Going-to-prison farewell parties
* Children's birthdays
* Welcome-home-from-prison parties
* Bar Mitzvahs